Bachelor Slaytion - Week 6 Recap:SMH, Peter
Here we go again! This episode flew by after the five hours we were forced to sit through last week. We are very much done with Peter Weber. I mean we say that but we are of course going to watch until the end. Anyway, let’s get into it.
How are there already only six women left? Next week is hometowns? How long have we been watching this damn show? To refresh your memory, the remaining women are Hannah Ann, Natasha, Kelley, Kelsey, Victoria and Madison. This week they’re in Lima, Peru. Peter is FaceTiming his mom from his hotel room and let us just say, this woman must be protected at all costs. Peter’s mom 2020.
The first one on one goes to Madison. Finally, the screen time this girl deserves. She and Peter explore Lima and look beautiful together. They go fishing, which is an interesting choice for a romantic date considering we swipe a hard left on any man holding a fish in his profile picture. Peter is really laying down the law and says that he is not going to let himself get hurt again and wants to find out where Madison’s head is. Madison gives a mature and down to earth answer and we love her for that. They make out on the boat for the rest of the day.
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Back at the hotel, Hannah Ann and Kelsey are gossiping about Madison. They say that because she is so religious, they aren’t sure how Peter feels about being a spiritual leader if they were to get married. It’s nice to see that these two can bond over shit talking other girls after they fought over champagne for two weeks.
At dinner, Madison brings up her parents’ marriage a.k.a the number one way to turn Peter on. Weird but you know it’s true. She talks about how important her faith is to her. Peter tells her he would like to be more in touch with his religion. He then tells her he is FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER! Do they even know each other well enough for that? Madi gets the rose and they’re headed to Alabama.
The next one on one goes to Natasha. We had a bad feeling about this one. They’re also exploring the city (can we think of some more original date ideas, people?) They look like they’re having a great time, but you just know Peter is going to screw up one of the only normal relationships he has left.
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Kelsey and Hannah Ann are still shit talking at the hotel but now they’re talking about Natasha. That really must be all there is to do when you’re waiting around for a date. On that note, the next date card arrives and it is a one on one for Kelsey. Ugh. Which means a three on one between Kelley, Hannah Ann and Victoria.
Peter and Natasha are at dinner and everything seems to be going really well. Peter says he gets along with Natasha so well and they have fun together. Then he says he feels like it’s more of a friendship than a romantic relationship. OOF. He then picks up the rose only to tell her that he can’t give it to her. See you in Paradise, Natasha.
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Kelsey gets the next one on one date. As they ride ATVs and frolic through the fields of the countryside they talk about what they envision their lives to be like together. The date continues into dinner and Kelsey gets real with him about her family situation, if Peter were to meet her family. A few tears are shed and it’s pretty easy to tell that Peter is for sure falling for her. He then hands her the rose confidently like it was an easy decision. Then he goes back to his other 3 girlfriends.
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Finally, we’re at the three on one. Kelley is going crazy all of the sudden, talking shit about the other girls and basically demanding a rose. She walks in saying she’ll be fine, and usually in these situations when you say you’ll be fine, you will not be fine. Is she faking this because she wants to go home? She’s been loving her free vacation but we’re not sure she’s really into Peter. Is she a genius?
Hannah Ann wrote a list of the reasons she is falling for Peter, and this is the cheesiest thing we’ve ever seen which means Peter is going to eat it up and give her a rose.
Ok. Victoria. She is once again screwing herself over. She literally says to Peter, “I feel like you’re in a mood”. She’s being so mean to Peter and then SHE plays the victim. Peter! This woman is manipulating your ass. Don’t let her treat you like that and then reward her when she cries. After sitting down with all three women and telling them that he has made his decision, he picks up a rose and asks Victoria to walk with him. Everyone thinks she’s leaving. She starts literally whimpering that she doesn’t want to leave. She is a c h i l d. But of course, she gets the rose. We’re disappointed in you Peter.
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Peter gives the last rose to Hannah Ann and sends another normal and age appropriate girl home. We’re so done with him.
If the preview for next week’s episode is any indicator, it looks like we’re in for a good one. Hometowns, baby! See you next week! xoxo Isa and Shelby
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